So tonight Sally and I head to Costa Adeje, Tenerife for a long weekend but not any normal weekend in Tenerife. This is a no cycling, 5 Star luxury weekend.
Some months back Sally (she’s a Personal Travel Consultant) attended a trade event and won a three night stay at one of the poshest hotels I think we’ve ever stayed in.
The Royal River Hotel is about as opulent as I’ve ever seen and feels a little intimidating in a way too. I’m definitely not posh and not normally comfortable with staff at my beck and call. I’ll be definitely out my comfort zone asking a butler to get me a drink!!!. Yes, a fucking butler!!! There is no need to explain much about our room, a River villa, just look at the pics.
That private pool in the corner you can see is connected to a ‘river’ so we can swim from our rooms to the main pool. FFS lol.
The only compromise is a short personal tour of the hotel when we arrive. First world problems eh?
I wonder if they’ll mind us ordering in pizza?
I’ll let you know what it’s like to feel rich in Costa Adeje, next week.
Adios, Tenerife here we come!
